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				<title>Kim Kardashian and Jennifer Lawrence Make Matching Pajamas the Ultimate Girls’ Night Look</title>
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				<pubDate>2026-11-05T23:45:17+00:00</pubDate>
				<author>Lexi Salazar</author>
				<description>Kim Kardashian and Jennifer Lawrence transformed a New York girls’ night into an unofficial Skims showcase, wearing matching holiday pajamas, brown hooded robes and oversized sunglasses while leaving the Four Seasons Hotel together.</description>												<enclosure url="https://www.boredtrashpanda.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/11/2026.11.05-21.31-boredtrashpanda-6aecf5c638126.jpg" type="image/jpg" />
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				<title>Newsom Spares All 548 California Death Row Inmates From Ultimate Punishment</title>
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				<pubDate>2026-11-05T23:45:17+00:00</pubDate>
				<author>LifeZette</author>
				<description>Gov. Gavin Newsom commuted all 548 California death row sentences, arguing the state cannot morally execute inmates despite victims’ anguish, voter support for capital punishment and the notorious crimes committed by some of those condemned.</description>												<enclosure url="https://www.lifezette.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/11/2026.11.05-21.34-lifezette-6aecf65411aa1.jpg" type="image/jpg" />
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				<title>California Man, 97, Dies Moments After Final ‘Stayin’ Alive’ Dance at His Birthday Party</title>
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				<pubDate>2026-11-05T23:45:17+00:00</pubDate>
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				<description>Vito, 97, spent his final moments dancing, smiling and celebrating among friends before dying at his Halloween birthday party. Neighbor Eden Malinoff’s affectionate TikTok tribute to the beloved party guest has attracted 9.5 million views.</description>												<enclosure url="https://www.lifezette.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/11/2026.11.05-21.31-lifezette-6aecf5cbaa368.jpg" type="image/jpg" />
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				<title>Notre Dame Prepares for Injured Toney and Miami&#8217;s Other Great Players</title>
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				<pubDate>2026-11-05T23:45:17+00:00</pubDate>
				<author>Air It Out Bro</author>
				<description>Notre Dame is preparing for multiple Miami lineups after sources said Malachi Toney will undergo surgery for a high ankle sprain, while Marcus Freeman emphasized adjusting to the Hurricanes&#039; other available players Saturday.</description>												<enclosure url="https://www.airitoutbro.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/11/2026.11.05-18.23-airitoutbro-6aecc9b4de66c.jpg" type="image/jpg" />
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				<title>LIV Golf to Shutter League After Failing to Secure Support</title>
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				<pubDate>2026-11-05T23:45:17+00:00</pubDate>
				<author>Air It Out Bro</author>
				<description>LIV Golf will wind down after BC Partners declined to invest $300 million and the league failed to secure enough financial and player support for LIV 2.0. A new Chapter 11 bankruptcy plan is expected Monday.</description>												<enclosure url="https://www.airitoutbro.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/04/2026.04.28-08.05-drewberquist-69f11320971ee.jpg" type="image/jpg" />
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				<title>Spencer Pratt Defends $1,200 Hotel Fortress as Death Threats Mount [WATCH]</title>
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				<pubDate>2026-11-05T23:45:17+00:00</pubDate>
				<author>Bored Trash Panda</author>
				<description>Spencer Pratt says the Hotel Bel-Air’s $1,200 nightly price saved his campaign money because staying elsewhere would have required three more rooms and $3,000 each night for armed security amid alleged threats.</description>												<enclosure url="https://www.boredtrashpanda.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/11/2026.11.05-11.45-boredtrashpanda-6aec6c47aa2d9.jpg" type="image/jpg" />
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				<title>Kanye West Stuns with Rare Family Reunion and Bianca Censori’s Revealing Yeezy Display</title>
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				<pubDate>2026-11-05T23:45:17+00:00</pubDate>
				<author>Bored Trash Panda</author>
				<description>Kanye West reunited with all four children as Yeezy returned after a four year hiatus, while North’s gothic styling and Bianca Censori’s revealing bodysuit commanded attention from the star packed front row.</description>												<enclosure url="https://www.boredtrashpanda.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/11/2026.11.05-11.47-boredtrashpanda-6aec6cdde5b9d.jpg" type="image/jpg" />
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				<title>Jonathan Turley Predicts Record Speed Buyer’s Remorse as Democrats Unleash Lawfare [WATCH]</title>
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				<pubDate>2026-11-05T23:45:17+00:00</pubDate>
				<author>LifeZette</author>
				<description>Jonathan Turley says Democrats lack the votes for proposed reforms and will instead turn congressional power toward investigations and impeachment, setting the stage for rapid voter regret after a midterm result that handed the left the gavels.</description>												<enclosure url="https://www.lifezette.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/11/2026.11.05-11.40-lifezette-6aec6b338edf5.jpg" type="image/jpg" />
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				<title>Muslim Brotherhood Figure Touts El-Sayed Senate Victory as Blueprint From Within</title>
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				<pubDate>2026-11-05T23:45:17+00:00</pubDate>
				<author>LifeZette</author>
				<description>A former Muslim Brotherhood political spokesman praised Abdulrahman El-Sayed’s historic Michigan Senate victory as a model for working within the political system, while El-Sayed forcefully denied any connection to the organization.</description>												<enclosure url="https://www.lifezette.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/11/2026.11.05-11.42-lifezette-6aec6bb684b64.jpg" type="image/jpg" />
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				<title>Hailey Bieber Reveals Painfully Lonely Struggle and Diagnosis After Son Jack&#8217;s Birth</title>
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				<pubDate>2026-11-05T23:45:17+00:00</pubDate>
				<author>Lexi Salazar</author>
				<description>Hailey Bieber is sharing how PMDD affected her after son Jack&#039;s birth, why conversations about women&#039;s health make her feel less isolated, and how her experience is shaping Rhode&#039;s $5 million commitment to the Foundation for Women&#039;s Health.</description>												<enclosure url="https://www.boredtrashpanda.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/11/2026.11.05-11.50-boredtrashpanda-6aec6d9f0f347.jpg" type="image/jpg" />
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				<title>‘Breaking Bad’ Star Secret Divorce Erupts Alongside Crushing $1.8M Restaurant Debt</title>
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				<pubDate>2026-11-05T23:45:17+00:00</pubDate>
				<author>Jennifer Starling</author>
				<description>Dean Norris and wife Bridget face an unresolved divorce as their Swing Inn Cafe enters Chapter 11 bankruptcy with more than $1.8 million in liabilities, while the restaurant continues promoting meals and fan appearances without publicly mentioning the filing.</description>												<enclosure url="https://www.boredtrashpanda.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/11/2026.11.05-11.42-boredtrashpanda-6aec6bb6de1d3-e1793896007227.jpg" type="image/jpg" />
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				<title>Maryland Special Ed Teacher Calls for Aborting Boys and Overthrowing US Government</title>
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				<pubDate>2026-11-05T23:45:17+00:00</pubDate>
				<author>LifeZette</author>
				<description>Dana Zentgraf teaches vulnerable students at a Maryland elementary school, yet her Facebook posts advocated aborting male fetuses, condemned men as societal threats, attacked American patriotism, and called overthrowing the United States government the only answer.</description>												<enclosure url="https://www.lifezette.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/11/2026.11.05-11.48-lifezette-6aec6cfe571b0.jpg" type="image/jpg" />
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				<title>Harmeet Dhillon Resigns from the DOJ, Reveals Reason Why She Did It Now [WATCH]</title>
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				<pubDate>2026-11-05T23:45:17+00:00</pubDate>
				<author>RVM News</author>
				<description>Harmeet Dhillon says her resignation was voluntary, but White House chief of staff Susie Wiles asked her to delay leaving until after the midterms. Dhillon says she completed her mission and now plans to return to private practice.</description>												<enclosure url="https://www.rvmnews.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/12/2024.12.10-12.50-rvmnews-6758392ab7a88.jpg" type="image/jpg" />
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				<title>Stephen A. Smith Torches Democrats as &#8216;Stupid and Arrogant&#8217; After Midterm Wins [WATCH]</title>
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				<pubDate>2026-11-05T23:45:17+00:00</pubDate>
				<author>Jennifer Starling</author>
				<description>Smith argued that Democrats could mistake their midterm win for a mandate, pursue investigations and impeachment, revive political chaos, and ultimately damage their 2028 prospects by reminding voters why they changed direction in 2024.</description>												<enclosure url="https://www.boredtrashpanda.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/11/2026.11.05-11.39-boredtrashpanda-6aec6b00bf86d.jpg" type="image/jpg" />
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				<title>John Cornyn Lectures Republicans About Losing and Gets Absolutely Torched</title>
				<link>https://www.boredtrashpanda.com/78310/john-cornyn-lectures-republicans-about-losing-and-gets-absolutely-torched/</link>
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				<pubDate>2026-11-05T23:45:17+00:00</pubDate>
				<author>RVM News</author>
				<description>After losing his primary to Ken Paxton by almost 28 points, John Cornyn lectured Republicans about coalition politics, character, and winning, drawing fierce criticism over his attacks on Paxton and quick congratulations for Democrat James Talarico.</description>												<enclosure url="https://www.rvmnews.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/11/2026.11.05-16.49-rvmnews-6aecb3b6652f4.jpg" type="image/jpg" />
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				<title>Dan Crenshaw Exposes Democrats’ Cynical Election Ploy as Jamie Raskin Fumbles [WATCH]</title>
				<link>https://www.boredtrashpanda.com/78292/dan-crenshaw-exposes-democrats-cynical-election-ploy-as-jamie-raskin-fumbles-watch/</link>
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				<pubDate>2026-11-05T23:45:17+00:00</pubDate>
				<author>LifeZette</author>
				<description>Dan Crenshaw says Senate Democrats blocked two bills that passed the House to deny Republicans victories before Election Day, while Jamie Raskin shifted toward Trump. Democrats can now test that accusation after winning both chambers.</description>												<enclosure url="https://www.lifezette.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/11/2026.11.05-11.38-lifezette-6aec6aa11ae6e.jpg" type="image/jpg" />
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				<title>MS NOW Host Claims Byron Donalds Isn&#8217;t Black After His Historic Win in Florida [WATCH]</title>
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				<pubDate>2026-11-05T23:45:17+00:00</pubDate>
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				<description>Byron Donalds’ historic win as Florida’s first black governor sparked a sharp debate over whether black political identity should be tied to Democratic ideology.</description>												<enclosure url="https://www.rvmnews.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/01/2026.01.25-06.50-rvmnews-6976660d20e34.jpg" type="image/jpg" />
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				<title>Hollywood Celebrities Erupt in Smug, Profane Trump Bashing After Democrat Midterm Blowout [WATCH]</title>
				<link>https://www.boredtrashpanda.com/78265/hollywood-celebrities-erupt-in-smug-profane-trump-bashing-after-democrat-midterm-blowout-watch/</link>
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				<pubDate>2026-11-05T23:45:17+00:00</pubDate>
				<author>Jennifer Starling</author>
				<description>Hollywood celebrities including Barbra Streisand, John Cusack, Mia Farrow, and Chris Meloni celebrated Democratic Election Day victories with profane attacks, ecstatic declarations, and claims that voters had decisively rejected Donald Trump and Republican leadership.</description>												<enclosure url="https://www.boredtrashpanda.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/07/2025.07.25-03.07-boredtrashpanda-68839dce5692e.jpg" type="image/jpg" />
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