In a heartfelt and no-nonsense address to the American people, Vice President Kamala Harris recently shared a piece of advice that is sure to resonate with the many Americans currently facing economic hardships.

With her characteristic candor and enthusiasm, Harris provided a solution that she claims has been tried and tested: “just try sleeping with your boss.”

In what can only be described as a masterclass in practical wisdom, the Vice President did not shy away from the unconventional suggestion.

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“It worked for me every time,” she stated confidently, offering a glimpse into the secret sauce behind her own illustrious career. For those struggling to put food on the table, Harris’s advice couldn’t be clearer.

Kamala Harris slept with a man who was legally married. His name was Willie Brown and he was a man with many connections.

Can you take a wild guess why she had sex with a married man who was 30 years older than her that had many political connections ? pic.twitter.com/d8vFAGgt1u

— Terrence K. Williams (@w_terrence) January 27, 2021

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Harris elaborated on her strategy with her trademark oratory style, blending humor with profundity.

“So if we examine the passage of time in making ends meet, we can see that the easiest solution is to just try sleeping around with your boss,” she explained, punctuating her wisdom with an infectious laugh.

“HAHAHAHA! It works every time — and there’s great significance to the passage of every time. Sleeping with your boss is very simple: you just sleep with them in order to make ends meet. That way your ends will meet. There is great significance to making ends meet. HAHAHAHA!!”

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