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Late Night TV’s Liberal Joke Machine Hammers Republicans in 87% of Senate Candidate Gags

Punchline Bias

Instagram Fallout

Martha Stewart Deletes Halloween Photo After Social Media Erupts

Ricki Lake Calls Out Rosie O’Donnell’s Big Cosmetic Surgery Reversal

Democrat Divide

Elon Musk Joins Nicki Minaj in Blasting Abdul El-Sayed [WATCH]

Shark Shock

Monster Great White Stuns California Surfers With Terrifying Splash Just Feet Away [WATCH]

Cowboy Revolt

Times Square’s Naked Cowboy Torches Hochul with Blazing Bruce Blakeman Endorsement [WATCH]

Moving On

Jordon Hudson, 25, Already Seeing Other People After Secret Bill Belichick, 74, Split

Funny

Adam Carolla Savages Sunny Hostin and Radical Nutjob Zohran Mamdani Over ICE Hypocrisy [WATCH]

Shoppers Erupt Over Alleged ‘Nazi Symbolism’ Lurking in CVS Barbie Packaging [WATCH]

Robert Hays Nearly Cracked Up as Leslie Nielsen Unleashed Fart Pranks on ‘Airplane!’ Set

SNL UK Savagely Roasts Prince Harry and Meghan Markle’s UK Return: ‘Daddy, I’m Home’ [WATCH]

Americans Invent Yet Another Crazy Racing Style: King of the Hill [WATCH]

Feel Good

Maricopa Teen Melts Hearts by Giving an Elderly Stranger the Shoes Off His Feet [WATCH]

Students Stage Wild Brawl Prank to Trick High School Principal into a Heartwarming Moment [WATCH]

Dolly Parton Airport? Nashville Board Clears First Hurdle with Unanimous Rule Change Vote [WATCH]

Elizabeth Smart Shares Emotional Message After Finishing at Bottom of Bodybuilding Competition [WATCH]

14-Year-Old High School Player with One Leg Shocks the World with Stunning Touchdown [WATCH]

Fascinating

More Fascinating

Brother Drops Explosive Bloody Hands Claim About Possible O.J. Simpson Accomplice [WATCH]

Macron Plays Nero at Céline Dion Concert as France Burns [WATCH]

Trump Amplifies Kid Rock’s Chilling Religious ‘Civil War’ Warning That El-Sayed is a ‘Wolf in Sheep’s Clothing’ [WATCH]

Maryland Dad Vanishes Hours After Steelers and Browns Game as Police Sound Alarm

Human Battles Humanoid Robots in Wild Viral Cage Fight [WATCH]

Former El-Sayed Campaign Worker Among Activists Indicted in Alleged Terror Campaign Against Michigan Jews [WATCH]

Carville Erupts at Haley Stevens: GOP Will Treat You Like a ‘Used Condom’ [WATCH]

Taxpayer Funded Nonprofit Accused of Mobilizing Resistance to ICE Operations in Los Angeles

Gift Cards for Votes? Kansas Democrats Accused of Brazen New Election Games [WATCH]

El-Sayed Supporter Flattened by Police After Tackling Conservative Reporter and Screaming Death Threat [WATCH]

Florida Learjet’s Haunting Final Cry as Crash Leaves at Least Nine Dead [WATCH]

Somali Pirates Seize Iranian Vessel Carrying 23 People [WATCH]

Dem Rep Threatens Hearing Showdown Over Meme of Accused $4.6 Million Fraudster [WATCH]

Haley Stevens Sends Shockwaves Through the Michigan El-Sayed-Rogers Senate Race [WATCH]

Army Tests Autonomous Robot Hunters for Dangerous Battlefield Missions

Top SOUTHCOM General Issues Blunt Call for Cubans to Act Now

Pentagon Sounds Alarm Over Insider Betting Threat to Military Operations