A humorous joke is making the rounds this week, and it's sure to bring a smile to your face!
A Navy sailor recently rolled into a new town only to find that every hotel room in the area was taken.
"You’ve got to have a room somewhere,” he pleaded with a hotel manager. “Or just a bed, I don’t care where.”
“Well, I do have a double room with one occupant – an Air Force guy,” the manager admitted, “and he might be glad to split the cost. But to tell you the truth, he snores so loudly that people in adjoining rooms have complained in the past. I’m not sure it’d be worth it to you.”
“No problem,” the exhausted Navy sailor assured him. “I’ll take it.”
The next morning, the sailor came down for breakfast looking refreshed.
“How’d you sleep” asked the manager.
“Never better," the sailor replied.
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The manager was impressed when he heard this.
“No problem with the other guy snoring?” he asked.
“Nope. I shut him up in no time,” said the Navy man.
“How’d you manage that?” asked the surprised manager.
“He was already in bed, snoring away, when I came in the room,” the sailor explained. “I went over, gave him a kiss on the cheek, and said, ‘Goodnight beautiful,’ …and he sat up all night watching me.”
LOL! How perfect is that?! It sounds like this was one clever sailor!
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